Humor

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it...

matrimony

senior year.

fresh start I guess.

That was a stupid summer.

thanks.

Disappointment more than sadness.

Frustration more than anger.

I guess I'll get a job.

eppur si muove!

Life is mediocre currently

and yet it moves!

I would say my summer has been ironic!

but i don't have that the wit or understanding for such a statement

I want to be sweet and nice and loving!

but i haven't the opportunity

I would ask you to give me the chance!

but i haven't the courage

But I promise I can find it

don't give up on me!

Think About It

A social psychologist spoke at governor's school some weeks ago.

He said a relationship doesn't begin without conflict.

And the relationship forms when that conflict is resolved.

All progression in relationships are because of conflict resolution

I hope this one fully resolves.

Our play at governor's school was all about time.

How it controls all and how we can't truly define what it is.

I wish I could change time now.

Mind Sex

want to watch Ratatouille.

I'm tired.

I dont drink vanilla extract to get drunk like other kids do.

I like talking on the phone now.

At least to T-Paine.

I'm pretty happy.

Baby

I lied.

I think I'm more insecure.

Or just worried.

I don't know why I feel this way.

Everything is better than normal.

I guess I'm a baby.

I'll grow up one of these days.

But it makes me a human.

I know I'll be fine.

That night

I was trying to forget the past, and my heart was beating hard, as you said.
You said you didn't know what "beating hard" even meant.
I guess I wasn't controlling it.
And I couldn't.

Everything was simple.
I don't feel so insecure.
We never cried or shivered or laughed or thought.
We were just there for however long it was.

I could have looked in your eyes.
But you had yours set on my heart.
If this is our start, then I think I'll be fine.