goodnight

my online dating site said i was hot in a recent email and informed me id be matched up with more other "attractive" users.

I looked at my new matches and the people were still pretty dreary, but then I looked at my passive aggressive asshole profile dick page and gave all the nice women FIVE STARS and logged off my email and went to bed for exactly eight hours.

MAYO

does this count as a journal? am I wrong about who I am?

am I really doug?

I always thought of myself as max, from the goofy movie.

I could...

im trying to write something now i guess its a poem

and i just opened a new text edit file

(because i don't have any word processor,

i was too lazy to download if after my computer got fixed)

well i opened this new file to complain to myself about

trying to fix this one word thats not really important

...WOW the entire school with my geeky and lovable antics,

all while being bogged down by my loving and dorky father.

I opened another text edit because i think its dumb

that i opened the 2nd one in the first place.

I guess im actually working on it *writing* for once,

so its better than nothing.

we go on trips together, fishing and to concerts.

and we learn something in the end and i get a girl.

but im just doug with a journal.

If being doug is a bad thing, than i really am spoiled.