A Fortune Cookie gave me a back handed compliment

I'm thinking of writing down all of the things I tell you in my head.

I assume half of them won't make sense.

But maybe some of them will be beautiful to you.

"You constantly struggle for self improvement" 

Policia

I saw a concert last night. 

It was some radical liberal hip-hop band.

My dad likes to sway to that music.

I didn't because I was too busy wearing cowboy boots.

I went to the movie theatre last weekend.

I was waiting for the rest of my friends to get there.

A girl asked me if I was over 17, I said no. She wanted me to buy her a ticket for some R movie.

She walked up to another man after asking me.

He reached in his pocket, pulled out his wallet, and reveled a badge while saying the words,

"I don't think so."

My friend is writing a screenplay of a cop movie.

It'll be funny and satirical.