Party

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Why am I here and who are these people do I really care what is my goal in life what am i drinking when can I leave

Totally bro. We should hang out.

darkness

Strangers interact in the straaaaangest ways.

I Don't Know Who You Are So You Don't Exist!

What if life was that easy?

flylo

where will i go

i can't trust myself to think straight

there is too many thoughts and feelings.

maybe if i sober up.

and just fly

ill land some place

some place that doesnt make my head feel like a box or my arms feel like numb snakes

and my feet are no longer cold.

crapa

I can only have 1 of u in my life.

sorry.

I don't feel sorry for you.

I don't feel sorry for myself.

I feel sorry for the time we had.

goodnight

my online dating site said i was hot in a recent email and informed me id be matched up with more other "attractive" users.

I looked at my new matches and the people were still pretty dreary, but then I looked at my passive aggressive asshole profile dick page and gave all the nice women FIVE STARS and logged off my email and went to bed for exactly eight hours.

MAYO

does this count as a journal? am I wrong about who I am?

am I really doug?

I always thought of myself as max, from the goofy movie.

I could...

im trying to write something now i guess its a poem

and i just opened a new text edit file

(because i don't have any word processor,

i was too lazy to download if after my computer got fixed)

well i opened this new file to complain to myself about

trying to fix this one word thats not really important

...WOW the entire school with my geeky and lovable antics,

all while being bogged down by my loving and dorky father.

I opened another text edit because i think its dumb

that i opened the 2nd one in the first place.

I guess im actually working on it *writing* for once,

so its better than nothing.

we go on trips together, fishing and to concerts.

and we learn something in the end and i get a girl.

but im just doug with a journal.

If being doug is a bad thing, than i really am spoiled.

three years ago today

my heads falling apart.

i guess thats a normal part of life.

and today just happens to be my day.

the zoo story

If i asked you if youve ever read who's afraid of virginia woolf? would i put another question mark at the end?

or maybe it would just seem like im trying to bother you with the question.

WELL HAVE YOU??

I've never asked anyone this question and I dont think i ever will because i do not care.

i've never read the play myself and I dont plan on it.

i just thought i should ask.

adding machine

when i work i add up numbers.

i'll do it all day

just for that dollar.

2 plus negative 2 equals

zero.

i'll go now.

sleep will rest me.

when i sleep i add up sheep.

yay!

if you could be any animal, what would you be??

i would be a dog.

man is dog's best friend and it'd be a lot easier for me to avoid chocolate and other sweets.

blood

i guessed wrong

and its my fault

there isn't any winning

and there isn't any result.

warlocks aren't the idea

its the rocks that matter

i guess we all just have to

ketchup.

red cherries

for what is weed for?

but nothing.

nothing comes from it but things can

be imagined with it.

your ideas and imaginations will lead you to the easy path

and nothing will really make sense.

i guess moderations isn't in your

vocabulary.

oh i see you now

i guess im the scape goat.

no worries i'll be here

emotions on tap include:

sadness

hopelessness

drunk

and for a limited time only

romantic detachment

Americana

mc escher painting tilted

brian wilson song out of tune

or a daniel day lewis film fuzzy.

these things don't really matter.

because no matter how unattractive

or unappealing

or hard to deal with

that they are

at a certain moment or time

or whatever.

they're still great.

they're still a part of me.

Nice Clothes

Whats the cost of your pants?

Where'd you get that?

How do you like them?

He bought it all at the mall but won't tell anyone. That's not cool enough to brag. You have to buy clothes at flagship stores or get them for free at goodwills to be cool.

Sale's aren't cool.

Nick Soon

Where have you been?

Don't like people, but you're still charming.

Quarter Chinese and that's fine

Opinionated and deep

Why don't you share?

Drugs and Alcohol are okay

in moderation

Moderation is Key.

But I won't stop you.

Banhs

Snowing when i enter, then the sun's in my eyes.

met you for lunch

But I hide in the corner.

We can share a veggie plate

But you didn't eat your food.

I walk out in the rain, what am I supposed to do?

take care

two against one,

can you save yourself?

take a chance,

take a shot,

it's okay.

everything is alright.

take care,

its all a walk in the park.

meet a cute boy and walk home.

worry about nothing,

but how you look.

convergence

okay okay okay

i can do this

i can be a person for once

i can do all of those things like

work and party and write and love

and talk and think and live and

but i am not doing my laundry.