It's a powerpoint

On the radio, some author with the last name Gosling (not to be confused with the movie star or baby goose) said that writers who use "I" a large amount of the time in their writing are usually heavily depressed and possibly even suicidal. 

My mom thought he was a smartie, so she told me to write down the name of his book.

Snoop I believe.

It sounds like I'm a viral marketing add.

But I'm not.

I drew a superhero.

And I was proud of him.

I've always hated everything I create.

Especially my drawings. And children.