A Fortune Cookie gave me a back handed compliment

I'm thinking of writing down all of the things I tell you in my head.

I assume half of them won't make sense.

But maybe some of them will be beautiful to you.

"You constantly struggle for self improvement" 

Policia

I saw a concert last night. 

It was some radical liberal hip-hop band.

My dad likes to sway to that music.

I didn't because I was too busy wearing cowboy boots.

I went to the movie theatre last weekend.

I was waiting for the rest of my friends to get there.

A girl asked me if I was over 17, I said no. She wanted me to buy her a ticket for some R movie.

She walked up to another man after asking me.

He reached in his pocket, pulled out his wallet, and reveled a badge while saying the words,

"I don't think so."

My friend is writing a screenplay of a cop movie.

It'll be funny and satirical. 

I buy the drugs.

har har har.

You know how you can ruin your entire weekend by worrying about nothing?

I did that.

Now I'm not worrying about things I very well should be.

School and all.

I never thought of myself as apathetic, but I assume it just spills out some weeks.

And.

It's not my fault I can't sing a minor scale.

It's not fair.

hm

My dad told me two songs to play at his funeral.

Rainbow Connection by Kermit the Frog.

and 

Seasons in the Sun by Terry Jacks.

I heard them when I was sweeping my walkway today.

This is my 2nd post about me sweeping.

Like the 50's.

I wish I could ask you to dance to a Julie London record.

But that won't happen. It would make me vulnerable.

I'm too soft.

Wouldn't that be funny, if when I was married, Julie London was be playing?

Seems realistic enough, since I'm thinking about it now.

Married.

I won a toy slot machine when I was young.

I got the 3 bars in a row.

That's the highest one can score.

Major Tom

I don't think I could wear makeup.

Not because it's too weird for me.

I hate things being on my skin.

Like stickers.

Or you.

Spy sappin mah sentry

Really though.

Homework sappin mah free time.

I'm glad everyone enjoyed my heist of the Chemistry homework.

I think I've gotten a lot dorkier.

I find myself saying things no one else understands.

Like this title.

But I'm glad of it, I think last year I was too normal when it came to my speech.